all you have to be able to do is one thing, you can be otherwise entirely incapable of looking after yourself and still succeed.
it's internally corrupt but HEY HOPEFULLY NOBODY WILL NOTICE.
I have this image of him presenting the following evidence to the judge:
I always mix him up
half the internet is guilty
Contrary to what some people here want to believe, the Internet is not a lawless libertarian wonderland where you can do whatever the fuck you want without legal consequences