-Aldous Huxley (1894-1963), British author. Proper Studies, "A Note on Dogma: Varieties of Human Type" (1927).
earth is stupid, air is pedantic, water is confused
only fire is larger than life
the rest are a bunch of fat homos who think they've made progress
Have you ever seen a pedant with a warm heart?
-Johann Kaspar Lavater (1741-1801), Swiss divine, poet. Aphorisms on Man, no. 260 (1788).